27 July 2008 @ 02:48 pm
Public Service Announcement! Lost Boys 2: The Tribe  

This is the lamest piece of crap I have ever seen. And I have some authority to stand on people. I have seen BloodRayne. At least *that* has Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez. This? Well okay it has Taylor from The OC, but she's not very Taylor here. She's just...some 17yro lame girl.

There is no gay in this movie. And nobody is pretty, well except for Taylor of course. But the sex she has in this? Is filmed like a PG-13 movie and the editing is for shit. I've just finished watching the original to cleanse my brain. Ahhhh.

Corey/Corey FTW!
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21 July 2008 @ 08:17 pm
Trailer: Teeth  
GO WATCH THIS TRAILER RIGHT NOW. It is the most wonderful trailer they have given us ever.

Every. Single. One Of You. GO NOW!!!


grooving to: Teeth (trailer)
12 July 2008 @ 11:13 pm
Best. Website. Ever.  
If you like trailers. And I do!

My baby bro, now taking his meds and quite sane thank you, told me about this site.


Also? If you want to hang out with the funniest [livejournal.com profile] permetaform ever? GIVE HER SCOTCH.

grooving to: AVP
mood:: high
31 December 2007 @ 01:12 am
Tin Man - and there be slash!  
And it wasn't even with CKR! Though of *course* Alan Cumming was involved.

CKR has longish hair. And he keeps SLICKING IT BACK OUT OF HIS FACE LIKE CLARK KENT. But he's EVIL. It's so hot!!!

here be squee and spoilers )

I think this is going to be my new holiday season *thing* this miniseries. LOVE IT SO MUCH OMG!!
mood:: nostalgic
grooving to: TIN MAN
30 December 2007 @ 06:34 pm


ETA the I


And I think they're about to find the Lion and HOLY MOTHER OF SHINY THINGS. BEST. FAIRY TALE. EVER!!

ETA the II

No seriously. This is some well done show. Movie. WHATEVER. IT HAS ALAN CUMMING WITH CURLS IN HIS HAIR.

Neal McDonough being all with the hotness.

And I love that Zooey Deschanel chick. She kind of made Hitchiker's Guide tolerable.

And look at CKR all hot in the background here!!!


AND THERE IS ALSO SLASH. Time for a new post!
26 December 2007 @ 12:01 am
Ten Inch Hero tampon clip on youtube!
grooving to: cat attacking feet under blankets
17 September 2007 @ 10:42 pm
Lier and I were talking about... things. And then there was much laughter.  
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa and I were having a meandering conversation on the sofa bed at Robert's Saturday night and amidst all the fatigued giggling I remember the following in no discernible order:

Robert Rodriquez loves Selma Hayek. WANTS TO HAVE HER BABIES.
Antonio Banderas loves Robert Rodriquez SO MUCH they have conversations like this:
Rodriguez: Hey Anton! I got this new scri...
Banderas: Yes.
Rodriguez: Sweeeet.

And then we get shit like Spy Kids.
Janeway is the munchkin king. Queen? ::shrugs::
SEVEN OF NINE!! (well okay, that one didn't come up but srsly! SEVEN OF NINE!!!)
After a bunch of intense movies ala From Hell, Blow, Secret Window, etc Johnny Depp wanted to have some fun. And of course Robert Rodriguez was all ::WINZ:: and let Johnny Depp do whatever he wanted. The t-shirts yo.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa and I saw Tim Russ Tuvok in Live Free Die Hard and were surprised to learn that he sounds just like... Tuvok. Saturday night she told me she saw him in something where he didn't sound like a Vulcan. Color us stunned. Which brings us to the climax (and the entire point) of this post. At some point I turned to Lier and said the following:

Are you a VulCAN or a VulCAN'T??

It was a lucky thing Lier was already laying down, otherwise she probably would've hurt herself.

Same for [livejournal.com profile] permetaform, though that was a slightly different exchange:
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: ::settles into spot on the floor in front of the couch and opens e-mail::
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: ::from her pirch on the couch above begins beating at [livejournal.com profile] fashes' stiff shoulders::
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: ::spies text message she sent herself late Saturday night::
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: Oh dude! Are you a VulCAN or a VulCAN'!?
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: ::topples over in a peel of giggles::

Our crack is pure!
grooving to: Finger Eleven - Above
mood:: giggly
04 September 2007 @ 06:36 pm



mood:: naughty
grooving to: Breakfast On Pluto
15 July 2007 @ 08:11 am
Summer Movies that PWN and... don't.  
Transformers did not PWN like I was hoping. It was satisfying, but I wasn't breathless with want at the end. I think the complete lack of a single character in the film was... really demoralizing. I mean we all expect Stereotype Caricatures in action films. But good christ the only actual Character (besides the autobots) was Shia. And it's entirely possible that my Shia goggles are preventing me from finding any flaws there. I've loffed him since he was WEE and on Evens Stevens so... But the film left a bad taste in my mouth. I kind of don't want to see it in the theater again b'c I can't fast forward through the ridiculously horrible Caricatures )

Oh and Shia's totally *with* his car. If you know what I mean. And I know you do. ::waggle waggle::

Harry Potter needs its own post Made of Rant. The director didn't just leave things out. He actually made choices that completely changed certain character motivations and therefore altered canon. Plus he's a stupid asshat who thought the other HP films were "too long". The FUCK? I won't be paying for that one again. Not even for the OMG SIRIUS!!! SIRIUS PWNS SO FUCKING MUCH OHMYMOTHERFUCKINGGOD!!! And Lucius was surprisingly charismatic. And pretty. BUT SO WAS SIRIUS I WANT TO ROLL AROUND NEKKID IN HIS BEAUTIFUL CHESTNUT CURLS!!!

Live Free, or Die Hard however... TAKE ME BRUCE WILLIS!! TAKE ME NOW!! Or rather... TAKE MATT FULLER, BRUCE WILLIS!! TAKE HIM NOW!! The slash DID just DRIP AND SPLASH OFF THE SCREEN. And oh god. The ACTION SEQUENCES!! I'll be going back to the theater for that one. Perhaps several times. I mean... Matt is just GLUED to McClaine's back for the ENTIRE FIRST HALF OF THE MOVIE OMFG!!! JUST... HOVERS BEHIND HIM. I love Justin Long so much from this movie that I inhaled a bunch of his horrible movies this week. Accepted and Jeepers Creepers (with the sound down while on the phone with [livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa. Christ that movie is BAD though the 'cest was pretty...).

All that's left is Bourne Ultimatum... [livejournal.com profile] permetaform and I just watched Bourne Supremacy in preparation since she'd never seen it. And she tells me that a bunch of people found the fight scenes nauseating and stuff? Something about them being too fast and they couldn't tell what was going on and like... I had to pause the movie to get the full story out of her. Like... Bourne Supremacy has some of my FAVORITE close combat fight scenes of EVER in it. The skill and the choreography are just... well apparently they *did* make it just for me. *G*

Did anybody see Surf's Up yet? Was it funny? What I really mean is are all the funny bits in the trailers?
grooving to: The Sounds - Queen Of Apology (Fall Out Boy Remix)
10 July 2007 @ 12:32 am
Voice Post - DIE HARD OMG!!!  

Tell me there is slash? PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE ::BEGS A LOT::
mood:: ecstatic
grooving to: Live Free, or Die Hard
28 May 2007 @ 01:46 pm
Movies that will PWN me this summer  
My summer is gonna be PWN'd by childhood favorites. Like Bruce Willis, Shia LaBeouf (la-beef) and mother fucking TRANSFORMERS!!

Surf's Up - June 8th. Trailer.
Surfing penguins and a chicken. Shia voices Cody who has a dream and such. And oh god Napoleon Dynamite Jon Header plays his BFF and is a total stoner. Chicken stoner.

Live Free or Die Hard - June 27th. Trailer.
Bruce Willis and Mac from the Mac and PC commercials. You hear that? That's the sound of the slash writing itself.

Transformers - July 4th. Trailer.
Transformers. Transformers is going to... nay! Transformers has owned my soul since it was a wee baby. Fred and I shared Optimus Prime when we were wee b'c my Dad is a smart man. Just... they rollerblade on the freeway THROUGH TRAFFIC!!! On the freeway THROUGH TRAFFIC!!! And SHIA!! I've loved Shia since he was wee and 12 and on the Disney channel. And not in a pervy way! I love Shia's *craft*! He's an actH0R! And he's all grown now and girl getting!!

Harry Potter - July 13th. Trailer.
SIRIUS!!!!!!!!! Sirius is my OTC. Harry/Sirius is my OTP. Whether it's healthy God Father/God Son AU or enmeshed blurred boundaries of wrongness Sirius/Harry. ::happy sigh:: I've been looking forward to Movie 5 since I read the book 4 summers ago. I want this to be like a 4 hour movie.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry - Jul 20th. Trailer.
Okay this one won't actually PWN me I just love me some Kevin James. I love Kevin James so much I'll even sit through an Adam Sandler romantic comedy. Plus Jessica Biel is in her underwear a lot.

Bourne Ultimatum - August 3rd. Trailer.
Bourne. Um, yeah. Bourne!

In conclusion: I should know all there is to know about Transformers in a matter of days. I... LOFF THEM SO MUCH!!!
mood:: excited
grooving to: The Sounds - Painted By Numbers
26 May 2007 @ 11:21 am
Y'all know what day it is? PIRATES DAY BITCHES!!  

[livejournal.com profile] permetaform, [livejournal.com profile] tigress35 and I are going to see Pirates III on a DLP this afternoon. KRAKEN!!

I loves The Kraken. ::wistful sigh:: Kinda like I love Fat Bastard and sometimes want to have his babies just to watch him EAT THEM.


Why don't I have an icon of The Kraken? OMG BITCHES WHERE IS ONE!!
grooving to: Dada Life - Vote Yes!
mood:: CRACKEN!!
19 May 2007 @ 12:28 am
Lemony Snicket! NOBODY TOLD ME!!! FIRED!!!  
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform and I are only 20 minutes in to this movie. THAT IS NARRARATED BY JUDE MOTHERFUCKING LAW!!!!!



Jim Carrey's performance here is rivaled only by the Mask.
01 April 2007 @ 06:50 pm
Hey Highlander fen!  
So I'm watching Highlander: The Source and like... Did I miss something? ::stares at screen::

Did Methos and McCloud like break up? They're kinda... hostile.
grooving to: Highlander: The Source
20 March 2007 @ 12:50 am
300. Fangirl Squee.  
I have seen 300 TWICE. Lemme rephrase.


I want to go see it on the IMAX again. Oh god.. this movie?? THIS MOVIE IS MADE OF AWESOME.

I hear there's wank? Not only in Fandom but out there in Teh World?


I *also* hear that there are people who think Braveheart is better. Now I love me some Braveheart, but I can only watch it on the TeeVee b'c it's so goddamn gory and has no grace. I have the same problem with Fight Club. But 300? Oh god... the gore? Is ART!! Morbid art and sometimes the blood is so crimson it's black. But it's so fucking beautiful. This film is like a moving art piece with red cloaks and giant gold shields at the center doing this dance. I have never been so damn mesmerized by movement on screen.

And vidders? They do a *thing* with the timing that... god I love so much. It makes the soldier (b'c it's usually an individual in the center of the sequence) just... it's like I'm in the water with him (though there is no water present) and I can feel the tug pull of his current and I find myself squirming and doing half-turns in my chair.

The men in this movie... They are PERFECTION. I mean the only thing missing is chest fuzz (at least on a *few* guys would've been nice). The hair is flowing and of indeterminate brown/blond. The eyes are often blue and piercing. Faramir has never been hotter. Well he's never been hot. But now? OH GOD SO HOT!!!

I think I'll post a more in-depth review in a few weeks after I've gone to the theater again and a better cam shows up online.
grooving to: Slippery Dick - Peaches
08 March 2007 @ 05:32 am
Now that I've gotten the frivolity out of my system... girl sex and Secretary!  
I'm writing about girl sex and the Black House (container for my sexuality) for the first time which sorta means I'm forming phrases and paragraph length opinions in my own head for the first time. This might be rambly and not make sense in places. Sorry!

I had girl sex recently. )

Secretary )
12 February 2007 @ 06:24 pm
New shows and fandom goals  
New Shows:

I love Courtney Cox like *burning*. I mostly hate Friends. Friends is not my Cox. Scream is my Cox. Pushy, bitchy UP IN YOUR FACE is my Cox. Dirt has my Cox.

Ugly Betty
Had I *known* I loved Eric Mabius on my screen [livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa and [livejournal.com profile] denyce36 would've been more successful in luring me into Ugly Betty. I don't love Mabius like I love Jensen and Rosenbaum. I don't wanna climb him like a nekkid jungle gym. I just really *really* enjoy his performances.
ETA: OMG don't *spoil* me! This is me and [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster's Special Show. I only watch it with *her* and we're only up to 1x08.

And [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster is holding my hand through Deadwood. I just... they're all so fugly and dirty. I... it's very hard!! ::cries::

Afro Samurai
Samuel L. Jackson anime.

Oh you want more?


Fanart goals:
Finish Petrellicest manips. Make icons and several different sized HQ wallpapers. Wide vs. standard screen sized.

Make HQ caps of this pose. DONE!
Then make icon/banner/something b'c Daniel is the most beggingist bottom that ever bottomed.

Hot FNL Pogue icon. And then maybe I can start watching the show again.

Make HQ frame by frame exports of the ENTIRE EVIL!SAM BAR SCENE. B'c NOT ONE FUCKING PERSON has made a decent Evil!Sam icon. And by decent I mean bitchgirl's face is mostly out of frame and I can kinda forget it's *her*. I've been scouring the SPN comms for *days*. SPN fandom is on notice!

Make icons from HQ Under a Bad Sign frames.

Write up SPN fandom ranty mcranty rant before it essplodes and starts leaking on its own. ::koff::

Write up Carnivale Grandmother Archetypes crack!meta.

Suck It Up fanart to finalize and post:
CRK Icon
Dexter wallpaper
Geek love icon - so I can start posting all the cool geekery that's in my head.

Ravenous caps
Ravenous icons

Joint ventures with (mostly) [livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa

Clipping for the Dean vid.

Obtaining source for The Top Sekrit vid.
Clipping for The Top Sekrit vid.

Borrowing source for the Mercy!Lana vid.
Working out story and timelne for he Mercy!Lana beats Clark vid.
Clipping for the Mercy!Lana kryptonite heels roundhouse kick vid.

I'm a strong contributer to [livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa's ginormously epic HP/SGA crossover ::points to icon:: where one Colonel John Sheppard was born Harry Potter The Boy Who Lived. Lier and I have spent at *least* 30 hours just coming up with plot, pairings, individual character arcs and crazy crazy plot devices sciencey stuff.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa has a snippet here and I think the whole idea came out of [livejournal.com profile] anthropomorfic's awesome fic Different Kinds of Magic.

And apparently I'm co-writing the SGA Office Space AU...

[livejournal.com profile] permetaform and I are also going to do a vid for Carnivale - eventually.
grooving to: The Crystal Ship - The Doors
13 January 2007 @ 12:48 am
Voice Post - Justin Timberlake and CHAN.  

We have CHAN PEOPLE. Honest to GOD CHAN.


Go see Alpha Dog bitches. GO.

Film also contains:
That curly haired guy from the Faculty who totally digs on Clea Duvall back when she wasn't a lame ass Hansen on Heroes.
And that chick who was Dead!Marrissa's lesbian experiment
AND LILY!! (from Veronica Mars). LILY.

[livejournal.com profile] poisontaster? You're going to see this movie with us. You... I need you.
locale: Car leaving the movie theater parking lot
grooving to: lierdumoa and coniraya's hysterical laughter
18 December 2006 @ 05:36 pm
I collect icons. Off the top of my head I can name these artists - a recs post  
I have over six-thousand icons archived on my computer. Often I just save entire sets from artists so that I can look at them like art collections. And whenever there's fen at my house I show them some of my favorites and it occurred to me today - while [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster was here - that I should really be sharing with all of you. If I need to start archiving to pimp I'll deal with that later. For now I'll just preview icons that I or my friends are currently using.

Today I'm pimping the handful of icon makers whose journals I can type in from memory. These lovely artists are my go to for Fandom X, Mood Y, or Celeb Z.

[livejournal.com profile] eternalenigma makes some pretty fucking nifty icons. She makes everybody on Stargate: Atlantis look tricksy, evil, or just *wrong* - in the *best* way possible. Sadly she's only icon'd S1 at this point. Her Smallville icons are also distinct in that she makes Lex look gentle and emo but Chloe all threatening and scary. And she does a thing with saturation and shadows that just... lures me in. [livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa and I are working on a Stargate: Atlantis moodtheme with the artist's permission. Currently I use this icon:

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa uses these icons:

[livejournal.com profile] carmendove has an excellent eye for composition. All of her icons draw the eye in instead of giving it the runaround for a focal point. [livejournal.com profile] carmendove dabbles in other fandoms, but her main focus these days is Supernatural. I use these:
and [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster likes these ones:

[livejournal.com profile] teh_indy is just Teh R0x0rs. When I have a new off the beaten path fandom I go to her journal first for my icon fix. She's prolific and has a style that just *gels* with me. I mean when Constantine came out I went searching high and low for a Chas Cramer icon that didn't burn my eyeballs. I stalked several communities and then BAM! [livejournal.com profile] teh_indy already had a bunch. She icons a *lot* of movies. Her biggest fandoms are LOTR, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fight Club, Veronica Mars, and Lost. I have several sets of her Firefly & Serenity icons. And she did hilarious text/emoticons once. Just... *key*. And she tags like a mofo making your fandom of choice easy to find.

[livejournal.com profile] boxedslod is [livejournal.com profile] slodwick's icon journal. She gets color, composition and *lighting* omg. Slod does a lot of non-fannish stuff. Comics, pretty boys and girls. She understands that John Sheppard is hot, Jason Momoa is hilarious and Hewlett can make you cry.

[livejournal.com profile] kitschdeluxe is [livejournal.com profile] wearmyhat's icon journal. She's the Stargate:Atlantis pancake lady. She's also made some *really* hot John/Wraith icons. Yes. I said *hot*. She's tricksy and I adore her. I love how she kind of... uses extreme composition. She will often almost push the characters out of frame, but at the same time the characters remain the focal point. It's a risky style that she pulls off really fucking well.

I'm pretty sure I have *all* of her Supernatural icons archived. What I love most about them is her ability to utilize the show's native lighting and coloring, while tweaking them just enough so that the icons aren't too monochrome and blah for our computer eyes. My current icon of hers doesn't highlight that particular talent. It's just Dean and Coffee. Two things that we love together. I even have a folder just for Coffee!Dean icons - most of which came I got from [livejournal.com profile] kitschdeluxe.

Next I think I'll be doing icons that are near and dear to me that no one else would give a hoot about. And then I plan to do Classic Fandom icons. Y'know, that fandom we're not really *in* anymore but we still squeal like little girls when someone makes pretties for it.
grooving to: Red Flags and Long Nights - She Wants Revenge
mood:: productive
01 December 2006 @ 04:21 am
Robert Carlyle... OH GOD I LOVE HIM SO  
SO SO MUCH. But sadly that's not him in the icon... yet. *g*

I rented Plunkett and Macleane when I was at [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster's. We never got around to watching it. And well since it's now over due I figured I'd watch it. Not only do I have Robert Carlyle following Jonny Lee Miller around like a puppy (a very dangerous and sharp toothed puppy) b'c he *neeeeds* him for his PLAN. Oh and there's Alan Cumming in a ginormous purple hat. Being all Alan Cumming and thinking Robert Carlyle is just... edible.

I just want to watch Robert Carlyle love things. He loves so absolutely. There is no question, no hesitation. He's hardcore and he gets it done. Yes, yes Full Monty cakes. What. Ever. RAVENOUS bitches. Rav. En... OUS!

Do any of you gorgeous fen have other Robert Carlyle recs?
mood:: enthralled