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01 July 2008 @ 12:58 pm
Voice Post - OMG I HATE OVULATING. SO MUCH  
 
 
mood:: angry
 
 
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01 July 2008 @ 12:30 am
Voice Post - Jericho! The Slash! IT FOUND ME!!  


The actor who plays Hawkins is Trinidadian. *THAT'S* the accent!
 
 
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17 June 2008 @ 11:52 pm
The Rachels  
Because I keep forgetting one or two of the Rachels I'm going to make an archive post here.

Rachel Bilson - The OC
Rachel Weisz - Constantine, The Mummy
Rachel McAdams - The Notebook, Mean Girls,

All of these Rachels are awesome. Every. Time.
 
 
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13 June 2008 @ 10:19 pm
Voice Post  
 
 
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22 May 2008 @ 07:07 pm
Voice Post - SO MUCH TRAAAAAAAAFFIC!!!  
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mood:: angry
 
 
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15 May 2008 @ 11:52 am
Voice Post - Ban on Gay Marriage overturned by California Supreme Court  
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/05/15/BAGAVNC5K.DTL&tsp=1

I don't know how I'm supposed to get any work done today. I'm in this state of floating bliss all above everything. Just... woooooow [/[livejournal.com profile] permetaform]

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mood:: jubilant
 
 
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13 May 2008 @ 10:04 pm
Girlfriend cometh! End of May  
Who'd like to meet [livejournal.com profile] gelasius? She's going to be in San Francisco for her dear sister's wedding from May 25th-June 1st. I'll be joining her from Thursday May 29th-June 1st. The wedding is Saturday afternoon so... and there are things Friday night? And there's probably a Sunday brunch.

Okay so meeting up with people is going to be ridiculously complicated. That's fine. Maybe she and I just won't be having as much hot awesome sex as I was planning... y'know now that I'm totally off the paxil and have found my orgasm place again. Which was only marginally functioning when I saw her at Christmas. OH MY GOD I HAVE NOT SEEN MY GIRLFRIEND FOR FIVE MONTHS. WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME!!!

...

Right then. Sex, wedding stuff, sex, fen, sex, wedding stuff, and more sex. =D
 
 
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21 April 2008 @ 10:42 pm
Voice Post - So I was in the E.R. tonight. I'M TOTALLY FINE!!  
I'M TOTALLY FINE IT WASN'T EVEN AN EMERGENCY.

Mostly. Allergy shots make my system more sensitive to medications its been taking for *days*. Wackiness ensues.

 
 
mood:: sick
locale: couch.
 
 
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20 April 2008 @ 05:26 pm
Friend's list maintenence!  
So I haven't really modified my friends list in ohhh lemme think... Something like A YEAR.

My life kind of went on pause a year ago? Something? So I'm going through and friending people that I didn't from Wincon, Bascon, and Escapade and generally checking out those of who have friended me that I don't know.

Hello new people!!

It'd be nice if you came and said hello. C'mon!! Come feed the attention h0r!! C'mooooon!!! I'll say pretty things to you!!

=D
 
 
grooving to: 24 - 3x20
mood:: bouncy
 
 
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19 April 2008 @ 08:51 pm
This one is for [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster  
PT? I concede.

Jack Bauer is The Man. If I shut my eyes and pretend S1 never happened. Or like... maybe if just pretend S1 was a reeeeeally long pilot. All establishing character cakes. Except what it *didn't* establish was WHAT A FUCKING BAD ASS JACK BAUER IS. THAT shit didn't go down until 2x01. And not when he shot the dude. Nooooo. Not until he turn't around and asked for a HACKSAW. I... DAAAAAYUMN.

JACK BAUER IS THE MAN

I'M ONLY ON 3X09. Don't come in my journal and spoil me bitches! I'll CUT YOU... oh wait. No. No I won't. I don't actually care. Come! Come one! Come all! Spoil away! =D
 
 
mood:: chipper
grooving to: 24 - 3x09
 
 
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18 April 2008 @ 11:44 pm
BSG 4x03 - BEE ESS GEEEEE!!!!  
I LOVE MY SHOW.

IT MAKES SWEET SWEET LOVE TO ME. PUNCHES FANDOM IN THE FACE RUBS ME *RIGHT THERE* AND DOESN'T SO MUCH "BRING" ME TO ORGASM AS WRING IT OUT OF ME UNTIL I CAN'T MOVE.

::breathes::

Was it good for you too?
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mood:: predatory
grooving to: Mika - Relax, Take It Easy
 
 
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11 April 2008 @ 09:42 pm
Voice Post  
 
 
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08 April 2008 @ 04:03 am
Filter/Tag change - no more slutty.  
I'm going to call it SexEd now. For a very simple reason.

Every time I have a sexual encounter I learn something. GET IT? GET IT?

::koff::

Right, so anybody who wants in on the sexed filter lemme know. Oh those of you on the healing filter? Already have an in. Ha HA!!
 
 
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05 April 2008 @ 05:45 pm
BSG 4x01 - Hellooooo SHOW!  
Hey! Look how pretty my show is! They got more money this year! W00T! )

Totally worth the wait OMG.
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grooving to: BSG 4x01
 
 
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05 April 2008 @ 12:44 am
BSG FTW!!! Watch me gloat. No Srsly. I am gloating right here.  
I've been holding this gloat in since last season. [livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa has finally caught up! And it's premiere night. AND I've had whiskey. So... LET THE GLOATING COMMENCE.

Tigh? Totally a cylon. Called it in the miniseries. I mean SRSLY. DUH. THIS SHIT IS OBVIOUS TO ME.

I'm sorry if it hurt you, but Cheif? BEST CYLON REVEAL EVER!!! Somewhere in late S1 or early S2. Around the time Boomer started wearing a collar. Or around the time Cheif and Helo bonded and SAVED HER FROM THE RAPING. Oh god I just started wanting and WANTING IT. AND THEN RON MOORE GAVE IT TO ME.

I wuv him. I do! ::starts 4x01::
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29 March 2008 @ 02:53 am
Oh god it happened... the fugly one isn't fugly anymore.  
Colby Granger?

Oh this is a Numb3rs squee.

So here's Colby Granger all scruffy and sweaty and scruffy. Then they not only gave me a wife beater they put him in sunglasses and a beanie. Just so delicious and... scruffy.

And yes yes. I *realize* all these photos cover most of his face. Turns out it's the shape of his mostly naked head. I do love the rounded head from the beanie. But I wish he would take off the sunglasses. And he *does* when he calls scruffy Charlie. SO PRETTEH!!!

Yeah so this post is basically my admission that the boy-farr has turned a fugly guy? Into a HOT guy. Oh thank god. In episode 4x02 they give him better hair.

I have a hair *thing*. I'M VERY PICKY. SHUSH!! I like at least enough hair to grab a hold of. Colby? Has better hair. OH GOD HE'S SO *EARNEST* NOW!! All Hopeful and PWEASE WUV ME! I'Z GOOD NOW!!! OH GOD HE'S JUST WAITING IN CHARLIES' OFFICE. All help me? Pretty please? And of course Charlie does.

And now I just can't stop watching Colby Granger jump off of rooftops, balconies, and sometimes he jumps into the bed of a moving truck!!! OH GOD. Now I need to know his name.... Dylan Bruno! Bruno? SRSLY!?? I.... yeah. Bruno it is then. ::headsmash::
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grooving to: Numb3rs 4x02
mood:: dirty
 
 
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27 March 2008 @ 01:08 am
Voice Post - We're calling it Boy-farr, mmkay? Part II  


Sorry! There was interruption thing. Phone Post Sum Up under this cut tag! )
 
 
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27 March 2008 @ 12:58 am
Voice Post - We're calling it Boy-farr, mmkay? Part I  


Part II
 
 
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27 March 2008 @ 12:35 am
Oh god Lou Diamond Phillips OH GAAAWWWD!!!  
So I'm catching up on Numb3rs, which I stopped watching early S2 b'c a friend of mine, with questionable sanity, kept whispering the wrong kind of brothercest in my ear. Yes, I said the wrong kind, which is entirely different from dirty bad wrong. I love my dirty bad wrong. But this? This is just *wrong*. Don and Charlie Epps are healthy and functioning boys from a stable home. They are not SamNDean and they most certainly are not River and Simon. They are not broken boys. But that doesn't mean they aren't slashy boys.

OH GOD LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS IS THE HOTNESS.

When he showed up in S2 all sauntery and... sauntery I kinda lost my damn mind. Like I do. He tortures that blond boy from 7th Heaven who's a white trash Texass talking spree killer who maried his 30yro teacher. AND DOESN'T LEAVE A MARK ON THE BOY. OH GOD SO HOT. All intense and sinister and like *old*, but HOTNESS.

Also? I think the blond kid's Anti 7th Heaven thing is WAY better than Jessica Beil's topless thing. Or whatever it was that she did. B'c she's still playing honorable types in films. Blond kid? Crap, now I need his name. David Gallagher. Srsly? GALLAGHER? Heee!

Plus Lou Diamond Phillips keeps calling Charlie's math "magic" and "voodoo" with this twinkly smile that twinkles at Charlie. And then Charlie twinkles back... ::happy sigh::



THEN IN S3 THEY GAVE ME JAILBAIT!! Adorable math genius jailbait, who is probably actually of age, BUT THIS IS MY JOURNAL AND I WILL HAVE MY ILLUSIONS, THANK YOU.

LOOK AT HOW CONCERNED CHARLIE IS ABOUT HIS JAILBAIT THAT JUST ALMOST GOT SHOT. LOOK AT HIM

And Charlie thinks his jailbait is so *hot*. Like lip biting HOT !!

And also ADORABLE AND HANDSY!!

Do y'all remember the loser baby daddy from the Walmart Baby movie? Where the Heart Is. He could sang a pretty tune? Yeah, well now he's all buff and kinda fugly, but he is helpless to the Math Thrall. Oh yeah, I just called it thrall. Because despite his fugliness, HE'S SO ADORABLE WHEN CHARLIE IS ON FIRE! In one ep Colby (that's dead beat baby daddy on Numb3rs) *totally* HIGH FIVES CHARLIE B'C OF AN IDEA THEY CAME UP WITH TOGETHER! And then Colby kinda starts becmoing Charlie's Numb3r [HORRIBLE PUN!!!] One Fan! They bring in this boring lady cop later for Don and she's all girly girl OH EM GEE ::EYEROLL:: and then Colby's all, No you gotta let him run with this. He's uh... ::big goofy grin:: fun to watch when he gets going. And he's just all GLEE AND WHEEEE CHARLIE'S GONNA H0R ON PROBABILITY AND DATA COLLECTION! ::SEKRIT SMILE WITH NEKKID CHARLIE THOUGHTS:: And even his voice doesn't grate on me anymore. He's kinda... cute - despite the fugly. It's weird.

No, wait it's not weird. I'm in Boy Farr. WE ARE NOT CALLING IT BOY CRAZY. I MAKE A RULE. And that's what I call a new first line. New post!

OH GOD DID YOU SEE WHAT CHARLIE JUST SAID? I KNOW I DID! Okay this might be it folks. I think we have an OTP here! Colby/Charlie FTW!! With a little Charlie/Oswald Jailbait on the side.

Meagan: How can you be sure?
Charlie: I would never gamble with my boyfriend's Colby's life.

Oh god my geeky show is so TEAM AND PRECIOUS.
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grooving to: Numb3rs 3x17
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22 March 2008 @ 02:03 am
Drive by post - I can not remember this song or artist. Help!?  
In the chorus of the song dude croons "This is it" and then *shouts* "This is it"

The song ends with him at the piano and there's an exploding goldfish bowl at the end of the video. C'mon 90s fen. You know who I mean. TELL ME WHO I MEAN.

ETA: GOOGLE NINJA!! After half-an-hour this google search boolean: "this is it" 90s lyrics finally turned up Faith No More's Epic. And the lyrics "this is it" never actually appear in the song ever, as told by the best most awesome lyrics website ever Lyrics Directory here. And the video can be viewed HERE! Where you can watch their drummer and pretend it's Ronon. Oh and there's no exploding goldfish bowl, but a flopping dying fish on the ground and an exploding piano. There is fucked up goldfish stuff though. It's in Falling to Pieces here.
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grooving to: Days of the New - Touch, Peel and Stand
mood:: frustrated